One person found this site by entering the search term "jerking off in cook county forest preserves"
This is disturbing to me on a couple of different levels.
First, let's discuss the obvious - Why the heck are you giving the dolphin a back rub in a forest preserve? There are just too many things that can go wrong including children walking by and seeing you; that is not only disgusting, but it's also illegal. To me, playing the skin flute isn't worth going to jail.
The second part of my problem with this path to BrookfieldAngler.com is the fact that BrookfieldAngler.com even shows up in the search results for that search term! How the heck did this happen?!?!
In closing, I would just like to say to Mr. Master Bater, thanks for visiting the site. When you are done checking out the Fish Porn section, you may want to refocus your attention on a different location that isn't illegal or just plain weird.